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TODAY'S NEWS QUICKIES By Ned Ludd According to reports, drugs may have been involved in the untimely death of pop superstar Michael Jackson. Apparently he had a little crack problem. Reports say Michael Jackson was in cardiac arrest when paramedics arrived. By the way, this is the first time the words “Michael Jackson” and “arrest” have been used without the word “juvenile.” PETA is criticizing President Obama for killing a fly during a recent TV interview. Obama claims he was only trying to shoo away Joe Biden. This marks the first controversy involving a President and a fly since Bill Clinton. Sad news: The man who invented the vibrating “Magic Fingers” bed has died at the age of 92. His family said he died unpeacefully in his sleep. Alaska governor Sarah Palin says she has $500,000 in legal debts. In a related story, today Palin signed a bill making it legal for hunters to shoot lawyers from helicopters. Palin also said she’s in such a deep financial hole, she can no longer see Russia from her front porch. Roman Catholics in Poland are trying to stop a Madonna concert planned for the day the Church celebrates the Assumption of Mary into heaven. Madonna responded by saying she has the utmost respect for Catholicism, pointing out the fact that she was once engaged to John the Baptist. |
| QUICKIE BIO MATTHEW HAHN makes movies at www.youtube.com/grouchobeer and clipart web comics at http://en.gnomz.com/fiche-grouchobeer.html. See his complete bio on Comedians/Links. |
| Quickie Bio Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Sudanese peace activist, Fatima Ahmed Ibrahim, to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of central Africa’s indigenous people. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul is a Co-Founder and President of the humor web site iJoke.tv in partnership with Improv Founder Budd Friedman. Paul has worked as a writer and/or Producer for shows on ABC, NBC, Showtime, The Disney Channel, ABC Family, VH1, LOGO and Lifetime. In addition, he’s written standup material that’s been performed on Leno, Letterman, Conan, “Last Comic Standing,” etc. His humor pieces have appeared in Demockeracy.com, Votelessness.com and Seriouslysports. com. Now, on to Paul’s time commanding the Space Shuttle… See more of his stuff on www.ijoke.tv/ijokegorilla. |
| VIDEO from iJoke.com Michael Jackson outdoes himself |
by Matthew Hahn Prosecutors indicted a Florida woman for keeping her mother's dead body in a bedroom for six years while collecting more than $200,000 in pension benefits. They said most of the money went towards Air-wick. The government bailout of Chrysler is the first for the auto industry since the one for Studebaker. That one worked out so well, they decided to do it again. Google went down briefly last months and millions of Americans were unsure what to do about it because they couldn't Google the answer. The Royal Society for the Protection of Birds said yesterday that the cuckoo is in danger of extinction in Britain. Apparently, they haven't looked lately in Parliament. A pink dolphin sighted in Louisiana has caused a great deal of excitement, and heroic efforts are being made to protect it. Yeah, sure, but show your own pink dolphin just one time on a playground and you're labeled a "sex offender". |