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by Matthew Hahn Barack Obama has proven that any African- American person can be elected president. Well, any half-white person. OK, any half-white male. Obama may keep Bob Gates on as Secretary of Defense. To me, nothing says "change" like keeping on a Bush family crony and architect of the Iraq surge. The Air Force's plans for a full-fledged, major command in cyberwarfare have been scrapped. The country was immediately attacked by Mario and Luigi. Since the election, Sarah Palin has done interviews with Brian Williams and Greta Van Susteren and taken reporters' questions at the Governors' conference. NOW she decides to talk to the press. A transsexual who gave birth last year after gender reassignment surgery is pregnant again. He claims childbirth hurts no more than a kick in the nuts. For the first time in history, a dog has been called as a witness in a murder trial. When he saw the defendant, who is accused of killing his master, Scooby Doo "barked furiously". He also shouted, "RURDERER!" Marya Rosales, 27, of Hidalgo County, TX, is charged with murder. She was given home detention because, tipping the scales at one thousand pounds, she was judged not to be a flight risk. Or, frankly, a walk risk. |
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TODAY'S NEWS QUICKIES By Ned Ludd India has landed its first probe on the moon. The probe crashed into the moon’s surface at 3,500 mph, which ironically is the same speed at which your computer crashes when you’re calling India looking for tech support. This week, President Bush announced a new plan to make air travel easier during the holidays. Bush’s plan: Cancel the holidays. Earlier this week, President-elect Barack Obama met with Arizona Senator John McCain in Chicago. While Obama discussed possible Cabinet selections, McCain mentioned something about rearranging his sock drawer. Obama also mentioned he might have to give up his Blackberry for security reasons. McCain sympathized, saying he had to give up kiwis because they gave him gas. Tickets for Barack Obama’s inauguration are reportedly selling for as much as $20,000. In a related story, today the Obama camp unveiled a unique plan to increase consumer spending—hold an inauguration on the first Tuesday of every month through 2009. |
| QUICKIE BIO MATTHEW HAHN makes movies at www.youtube.com/grouchobeer and clipart web comics at http://en.gnomz.com/fiche-grouchobeer.html |